shock horror computer doodle revelation

I Want My, I Want My, I Want My NPT (extract)
Nima Shirazi, Wide asleep in USAia, May 13 2012

In one of the most embarrassing examples of published propaganda over the Iranian nuclear program to date, AP today “reported” that it has obtained an undated “computer-generated drawing” of “an explosives containment chamber of the type needed for nuclear arms-related tests that UN inspectors suspect Tehran has conducted” at its Parchin military complex. The news agency says it was bequeathed this rendering “by an official of a country tracking Iran’s nuclear program who said it proves the structure exists.” One version of the AP exclusive contains this detail:

That official said the image is based on information from a person who had seen the chamber at the Parchin military site, adding that going into detail would endanger the life of that informant. The official comes from an IAEA member country that is severely critical of Iran’s assertions that its nuclear activities are peaceful and asserts they are a springboard for making atomic arms.

What mysterious country could that possibly be, one wonders? The answer is so painfully obvious as to make AP scoopster George Jahn’s attempts at anonymity patently ridiculous and pathetic. Jahn, unsurprisingly, has a long history of silly reporting on the Iran nuclear issue. This detonation chamber stuff, by the way, has been debunked for half a year now. The story also notes that former IAEA official Olli Heinonen, who himself has a long history of pushing dubious information about Iran’s nuclear file, said that the computer graphic provided to the press is “‘very similar’ to a photo he recently saw that he believes to be the pressure chamber the IAEA suspects is at Parchin.” Heinonen added that “even the colors of the computer-generated drawing matched that of the photo.” Pretty convincing, huh? Ok, here‘s the computer drawing this whole thing is about:

Yes, really. That’s it. Really. No, please stop laughing and believe me. That’s really the thing they’re talking about. Yes, seriously. I mean it. These are the depths to which propaganda about the Iranian nuclear program have sunk. It’s not even clever anymore, it’s just stupid. Just in case anyone is interested, I have successfully uncovered the true identities of the crack Israeli computer graphics team that came up with that drawing:

I want my NPT.

One Comment

  1. hp
    Posted May 15, 2012 at 5:08 pm | Permalink

    Where’s the caption contest for this computer imagined image?

    Here’s my submission..

    “Some events do take place but are not true;
    others are, although they never occurred.”
    -Elie Wiesel

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