this bitch is standing on my dick #5

It’s so difficult to remain diplomatic… but we will.
Consulate General of Russia in San Francisco, Dec 30 2016

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If you check our Facebook posts, twits, our public statements, the message is always the same: our nations can and should be friends, for the sake of well-being of our people, for security and stability in the world. But today we have very different, very undiplomatic feelings. We hate to have to say goodbye to close to a dozen of our colleagues, our friends. They will fly back to Russia on Dec 31, meeting the New Year while in flight. The three kids will not see Santa, or gifts under the fir tree, which in Russia happens on New Year’s Eve. They only have one day to finalize their financial affairs, terminate their apartment leases and pack their belongings, as well as to prepare for the long trip, first to Los Angeles by car and then by plane to Moscow. There are no tickets left for shorter and more comfortable itineraries. Why did all this happen? They were qualified as “intelligence operatives.” Bizarre and ridiculous. One of the persons who is being expelled is the chef of our Consulate. Coming from the historic city of Yaroslavl, he is a professional cook whose mastery was enjoyed by hundreds of our guests at the Consulate for three years. He will be leaving with his wife and two-year old son. We strongly condemn the unfriendly and completely unjustified step taken by the outgoing Pindostani administration. Read the text of its yesterday release: it still lacks evidence of a link between the hacking of some computer networks in Pindostan and the Russian Government. Not a single fact. Just unsubstantiated accusations, accusations … We will not be able to treat you with authentic Russian food any more, but through limited in number, we will continue to do our best to provide services to Russian and Pindostani citizens, we will remain friends of Pindosis working to bring our nations closer together. And we will remain human.

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