assholes with telepathic powers are probably a dime a dozen

Sir Alan Duncan, the thorn in Israel’s side at the Foreign Office
Marcus Dysch, Jewish Chronicle, Jan 13 2017

Alan Duncan is likely to have purred with satisfaction when his inadvertent role in this week’s scandal became apparent. A perennial thorn in the side of Israeli governments, the veteran Conservative MP was inevitably going to be a controversial figure after Theresa May promoted him to a leading Foreign Office role following the Brexit vote. Sir Alan is one of Westminster’s more confident figures, never afraid to say what he thinks, often with inevitable consequences. No stranger to clandestine recording-related job losses himself, the 59-year-old was demoted from the Shadow Cabinet in 2009 after being secretly filmed claiming MPs were forced to “live on rations” and were “treated like shit.” The bouffant-haired queer politician need not worry too much about his working conditions. Before entering politics, he progressed from being Oxford Union president in the 1970s to become an oil trading millionaire. That he worked as an independent consultant and adviser to foreign governments specialising in oil supplies may give some indication of how his views of the Middle East were formed. In the six months before his promotion last July, for example, he received £48k from an Emirati refinery company which he chaired. In October he was granted a £50k severance payment. One of his most spectacular anti-Israel rants came in Oct 2014, when he called settlement supporters “extremists” and said they should be barred from public office. He described “settlement endorsement” as being as offensive as “racism, sexism, homophobia and anti-Semitism.” There was also the apparent suggestion, in the same speech at the Royal United Services Institute, that Britain should tackle Israel’s settler policy with military action. He compared the situation to Argentina invading the Falklands and Saddam Hussein charging into Kuwait. In a radio interview the same day he claimed that Pindostan was “in hock to a very powerful financial lobby which dominates its politics,” drawing accusations of anti-Semitism. In 2011, while serving as a minister, he caused chaos in two government departments when he visited Gaza and accused Israel of intentionally diverting water away from Palestinians while describing Israel’s security barrier as a “land grab”. It is hardly any wonder there was such opposition from pro-Israel voices when Sir Alan returned to the fold last summer. Jonathan Arkush, Board of Deputies president, said he planned to complain “in all sorts of ways” to the government because of his “appalling” past remarks, while Labour MP Louise Ellman described the Tory’s new position as a “matter of concern.” That a foolish Israeli official has done so much to promote him means that on this occasion, it is Sir Alan who has had the last laugh.

cunts have no shame:

Rosie O’Donnell calls for “Martial Law” in Pindostan to stop Trump from becoming president
Alex Christoforou, The Duran, Jan 13 2017

Rosie O’Donnell hates Donald Trump. Donald Trump hates Rosie O’Donnell. Donald Trump is about to become POTUS. Rosie O’Donnell is freaking out, and is letting the world know via her Twitter feed. Rosie said that she would support martial law in order to delay president-elect Trump’s inauguration next week. O’Donnell tweeted her calls for martial law in Pindostan on Thursday in response to another tweet suggesting the Pindosi military take control of the government until president-elect Donald Trump can prove he has no ties to Russia. Solid plan Rosie! How about we first prove (with real evidence) that Trump has ties to Russia.

Mark Dice reported on O’Donnell’s martial law tweet, and as expected, Dice was in tears from laughter at the ridiculous idea “pinned” on top of Rosie’s twitter feed. The Washington Examiner adds some context to a dispute that goes back years:

In previous tweets, O’Donnell reiterates her call to delay Trump’s swearing in, telling Donald Trump to release his taxes. O’Donnell and Trump have clashed for years. In 2006, Trump lashed out at O’Donnell after she criticized his infidelity and bankruptcies. “Rosie is a loser,” Trump said at the time. “She’s been a loser for a long time.” At the first Republican presidential debate in 2015, Trump claimed that he had only disparaged O’Donnell when moderator Megyn Kelly asked him about the nasty names he had called women.


  1. lobro
    Posted January 15, 2017 at 3:47 pm | Permalink

    misogyny squeezoginy, trump should install a pussy grabbing robot in white house to keep them out.

  2. lafayettesennacherib
    Posted January 17, 2017 at 6:56 pm | Permalink

    Exactement! If you feel your asshole is pursuing an agenda of its own, through mysterious back channels, well anyway it’s probably just for something like softer toilet paper…

  3. Doug Colwell
    Posted January 18, 2017 at 6:27 am | Permalink

    I could see that becoming a popular attraction, with lots of outraged interviews. Meryl Streep could shed a tear as she described her humiliation.

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