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Toad king’s Bali beach holiday turns into military exercise
Pakistan Times, Mar 4 2017

A photo of Saudi King Salman bin Abd’ul-Aziz taken earlier this year in Riyadh (AFP)

NUSA DUA – A Bali beach holiday for the Toad King Salman and his considerable entourage has turned into a military exercise for host Indonesia. The octogenarian monarch and his entourage of 1,500, including 25 princes and 10 ministers, flies on Saturday to Bali aboard nine passenger jets for a private vacation. They will be guarded by at least 2,500 police and military personnel, as well as naval vessels parked offshore. The king’s Boeing 747- will be met at the airport by his usual gold-coloured escalator. Flown in ahead of the visit were two plan loads of cargo including plates, carpets and two bullet-proof Mercedes, said customs official Budi Harjanto. King Salman’s tour of Asia aims to build the kingdom’s ties with fast-growing Asian economies and drum up investment to diversify the Toad economy away from dependence on oil. The extravagance of his official trip, punctuated by holidays, comes after an austerity drive at home caused by low oil prices. On the white sand beach in front of Bali’s St Regis resort, one in a row of five-star hotels where the Toads will stay, two metre high screens have been put up to shield guests from prying eyes. A wooden staircase has been built for the royals to access the water. Bali’s Udayana military chief Maj-Gen Kustanto Widiatmoko said:

There will definitely be marine security because there’s a section of beach where the guests will be staying. Six ships will be deployed, along with anti-terrorism police and snipers. I hope the security will not impinge on the privacy of our guests.

The king’s vacations have been controversial at times, due to the disruption they caused. He cut short a 2015 French Riviera holiday after local outrage erupted when the public beach at Vallauris was shut and concrete poured on the sand for a temporary lift. After kicking off his Asian tour in Malaysia on Feb 26, King Salman will also visit Brunei, Japan, China, the Maldives and Jordan on his month-long swing through the region, promoting the kingdom as an investment destination. The king’s three-day state visit in Jakarta this week officially focussed on building cultural and religious ties and promoting education, as well as efforts to contain radicalism. Secular Indonesia has grown increasingly concerned about security, after several attacks over the past year blamed on supporters of Daesh. Jihadis bombed a nightclub in the Bali resort of Kuta in 2002, killed 202 people, most of them foreign tourists. Bali’s business community is hoping the king’s visit will encourage more Middle East tourists to visit the “Island of the gods.” Ketut Ardana, chairman of the Bali branch of the Indonesian Travel Agents Association told Reuters:

When they find out that the king and his entourage have come to Bali, they will realise that Bali is a world-class tourist destination, so automatically they will think about coming to Bali as tourists too.

Mila Artini, a representative for the Blue Bird taxi group at Bali’s Ngurah Rai International Airport, said the Toads had booked the group’s entire fleet of limousines up until the end of the king’s visit on Mar 12. An additional 200 Mercedes limos had been brought in from Jakarta for the visit, said Arif, a Muslim taxi driver, who said the Toads would be welcome in predominantly Hindu Bali. He said:

The religion here is different, but that’s no problem because there are also a lot of Muslims here. There’s halal food in all areas.

Indonesia aims to more than double the number of Muslim tourists it received last year to 5 million by 2019, said the head of the Indonesian tourism ministry’s Halal Tourism Development and Acceleration team. Riyanto Sofyan, noting Muslim tourists spend around $1.7k per visit, compared to $1.1k on average by other foreigners, said:

Other than the large number of potential visitors from Muslim countries, their spending power is also larger.

On the approach to Nusa Dua, a peninsula on the southern tip of Bali where the king is staying, police in fluorescent vests checked cars at an impromptu checkpoint. While not especially brought in for the Toads, the beach at Nusa Dua does have something to make the visitors feel right at home, namely camels. Minarto, who runs camel rides in front of the Hilton Bali Resort, said the Toads had requested 100 half-hour rides. Minarto, who looks after five camels brought in from Australia years ago:

We’re busy and they wanted too many. We only have a limited number of camels.

One Comment

  1. lobro
    Posted March 5, 2017 at 6:11 am | Permalink

    bullet proof carpets rolled out for the crypto-jew king, beach carefully screened for sandflies and no-see-ums lest they violate his hairy ass … somebody explain to me why these women don’t need hijab even while posing with king solomon in middle of riyadh but marine le pen must have it for the grand mufti?

    woe to you wahhabis, pharisees, hypocrites …

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