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Palestinian Infant Sustains Punching-Related Injury In Violent Clash With Israeli Police
Caitlin Johnstone, May 8 2021

Today’s Caitlin Johnstone article has been replaced with a breaking news report from the National News Conglomerate. NNC: Obey.

JERUSALEM — A four-month old Palestinian infant has sustained fist-related injuries to the face on Saturday during a violent clash with Israeli police officers. Early reports are unclear whether the violence was instigated by the police or the baby girl. Also unknown is whether the child’s injuries were incurred by being struck or by attacking the officers’ fists with her face. The knuckle-associated trauma occurred when violence broke out between the infant and several officers in riot gear in East Jerusalem, where clashes have been occurring due to rising anger over evictions of Palestinian families on land claimed by Jewish settlers. Both sides lay claim to the disputed properties, with the families arguing that the houses are their homes that they live in, and the settlers arguing that they were given the houses by decree in ancient scriptures authored by an invisible omnipotent deity. Video footage of the incident went viral on social media minutes before being deleted from all platforms, leading to calls for peace from US officials. Vice President Kamala Harris said in a Twitter response to the video:

Very concerned about this violent clash, both sides should have de-escalated. Violence is never the answer, no matter your age.

Sec State Antony Blinken added:

We call on all babies to obey the rules-based international order.

Asked for comment on the incident during a Saturday interview with NNC’s Ray Theon, New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said:

It’s not so much about the what of these happenings, but the how. Sometimes the how gets lost in the what, and then the what gets obscured by the why, and the why gets eaten by the who, and who even am I anyway? Who is anybody? Ultimately nobody knows. It’s a philosophical mystery, just like that incident with the baby.

The Israel Police told NNC when asked for comment:

Israel has a right to defend itself from terrorists of any developmental stage.

Les Overton, a senior fellow at the Washington-based think tank American-Israeli Center for Strategic Genocide, says both sides have been equally affected by this latest wave of violence, with Palestinians sustaining numerous fatalities and serious injuries and Israeli law enforcement suffering emotional discomfort and great inconvenience. Overton said:

It’s just a really perplexing situation. On one hand you’ve got the Palestinians suffering under what more and more human rights groups are calling an ‘apartheid regime,’ but on the other hand you’ve got the Israeli government and violent far-right extremists suffering from a desire to not have Palestinians living near them anymore. It’s hard to say who’s in the wrong here. While Palestinians claim they have a right to live with basic human dignity in the homes they’ve spent their entire lives in, Israelis contend that those demands are invalidated by a religious text written thousands of years ago. It’s a real pickle. But let’s be real here. Who among us, at some point in their lives, hasn’t needed to punch a baby in self-defense?

One Comment

  1. lobro
    Posted May 9, 2021 at 5:02 am | Permalink

    babies are stupid and reckless, i always warn them never to pick fight with jew soldiers because they are better trained and armed and if push came to shove, my shekels are on jew soldiers.
    most of the time i call it right.
    babies need better organization and campaign strategy before they can jew military ass like the gaza grade 4 stone throwers.

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